Saturday, 27 December 2025

My match report & thoughts.....


Terry Skiverton take a bow. People like me can pontificate about formations, tactics. "Our best eleven" and such things all they like, if you don't do the ugly stuff properly you are going to lose lots of football matches. Recently many of us have argued about all the little "icing on the cake" things, meanwhile the players and coaches have been putting in the hard yards on the ugly stuff. That much was obvious from yesterday's display, it doesn't happen by accident. Skivvers I reckon is the leader on this stuff, he deserves huge credit for the defensive aspect of yesterday.

Aside from allowing Charlie Goode a free header from which he really ought to have scored, it was a foot perfect effort from the whole eleven. We were at it from minute one, snapping into challenges and denying a very good team the opportunity to dominate us. I know it isn't always pretty to watch, but it's the result of a collective effort that much like when a university boat race team gets it together, ought to be applauded.

It would be wrong also to imply that we didn't at least try to get things going in an attacking sense. In a Top Trumps scenario, Omar Bugiels skied volley would cancel out the aforementioned header from their ex Premier League centre half. We had a go, and in a game of very few chances (or excitement to be brutally honest) we provided as much of both commodities as they did. I probably disagree with Johnnie's "We were the dominant team" comment, but Sheesh Kebabs if you can't be at least a LITTLE one-eyed when you're the manager, when can you?

The thing I liked the most from an attacking perspective is that we clearly were trying to mix it up a little. Gone were the mind numbingly predictable barrage of consecutive diagonals, we tried to go through the thirds a bit and hit channel balls too. I totally agree with the manager that at times we lacked conviction around the edge of the penalty area*, but going forward it was a much more varied and encouraging display. We've scored one goal in our last four league games, so obviously this is an area which we need to improve on.

All in all though a good point. I heard someone saying as we were leaving "Surely our football can't get any more boring than THAT?". I didn't do it, but I was tempted to do a Mick McCarthy "IT CAN!". I'm afraid if you are expecting total football or some kind of Pep Guardiola derivative as we battle to stay in the league (because make no mistakes, that's what we're doing) then you are living in cloud cuckoo land. I'll moan along with the best of you, but realistically we'd better strap ourselves in for some functional football.

On other things....

Around this time of year people talk a lot about "Signings". My own perspective is that we urgently need a midfield player and a left back. Obviously he could never play for us, but Dan Kemp fits the bill exactly of what I'd like to see us get, Isaac Hutchinson, that type. We need a left back because Steve Seddon can't play every game (he just can't, although no doubt he will if you ask him). The squad is though I'm afraid very unbalanced. While Marcus Browne & Omar Bugiels toiled away against excellent defenders yesterday, I counted FOUR strikers warming up (Stevens, Sasu, Orsi & Hackford). Junior NKeng didn't make the bench or it would have been five, Josh Kelly being out on loan makes it six. To have that many attackers on our books (I make it eight, nine if you include the lad banned for betting) while having to playing Jake Reeves, Ali Smith & Steve Seddon practically every week is mad. That needs sorting one way or another.

*Perfect example of "conviction" was Aron Sasu yesterday. At one glorious moment he got fed, to his feet, one on one with the left back. Now I would have been needing nappies if I was in that defenders shoes, but our lad made it easy for him. Conviction for Aron in my eyes means coming inside, at pace, accross the box and hitting it, scoring the match winning goal. MAKE HIM DEFEND, ask him the question, make him decide quickly what he's gonna do. If he defends it properly, chop back & burn him for pace on the outside, if he doesn't, then HIT IT! 

I'd be working Sas on that every day. Recieve it, set off across the box and hit it. If it's not on, chop out and cross it. Conviction in football is "I KNOW what I'm gonna do, what are YOU gonna do to stop it?". This.kid has so much ability that even if you KNOW what he's gonna do, stopping him from doing it is difficult. Mo Salah has made a career out of that (no I'm not comparing the two), Sas needs to get the "I KNOW what I'm gonna do" part sorted though, and sharpish.

Monday, 22 December 2025

Points hard to come by...

In the first Ashes test in Perth, at one point England led by 100 second innings runs and they had lost one wicket. The opportunity to bat Australia out of the match was in their grasp, but it slipped through their fingers like sandy BazBall through a tennis racket. Older readers will remember Jean Claude Van Der Velde, leading the open by two shots going up the 18th at Carnoustie. He mystified the world by not just playing safe with an iron but smashing his drive miles right. He ended up in a farcical ditch situation and his race was run in a never to be forgotten shoes and socks-off skit.

My point? Well it's that failure to adapt to the in game situation is not a sporting recipe for success. Sure it's great to have a game-plan, but the most effective sports people and teams adapt, change, modify and evolve as the picture in front of them alters. There are no doubt many reasons for our current poor form, I want in this piece of drivel to waffle on about this particular aspect.

Firstly an admission, I don't do stats. XG & all that stuff bores and baffles me in equal measure. All of my opinions are formed by watching with my eyes, taking only mental notes, kind of going "old school" on it. The result of that is there is a very significant chance here that I'm talking utter bollocks. There is every chance that Arash or Plough Lane by Numbers will completely take apart and factually disprove my thoughts, but it's never stopped me before so here goes.

Firstly, why has our form fallen off so dramatically? The obvious if slightly boring answer is that the players aren't playing as well anymore (and they aren't), but why is that? Well, it's my hunch that there has been a subtle yet significant change in the way that teams are setting up against us. As of yet, if we HAVE made modifications to counter it (I don't think we have but anyway), then those adjustments need to in my opinion be more marked.

So how are they lining up different then? (Silly bollocks) I hear you ask. Well the most obvious alteration that teams have made is that they've stopped pressing us high anywhere near so much. When we first came into the league many people thought we were going to be cannon fodder, me amongst them, and teams felt that they had to smash us 4-0 not just beat us. They swarmed all over us feeling confident they could kill us off quickly, but they were wrong. We handled the high press very well, confounded our "They can only play one way" critics and played our best football under Johnnie Jackson. We played through teams, around teams and created many chances. Our opposition paid a heavy price for not giving us the respect that we deserved, and for a time we were solid playoff contenders. The trouble with professional sport though is the other team get chance to watch video, make new plans, and that's what's tripped us up.

Teams now sit off us. They're happy to let our possession stat percentage be largely made up of us rolling it around at the back between the defence and the goalkeeper. They know that they haven't got to go and get the ball back, if they wait, either Joe Lewis or Ryan Johnson will launch it to them on the diagonal. Obviously for them there is a risk in allowing us to drop the ball onto the corner of their penalty box, but they can comfort themselves with a couple of points. Firstly, unless Omar Bugiel is on the pitch we are very unlikely to win the header. Even if we DO win the header, because we don't get many bodies around the contact area we are a heavy underdog to win the knockdown in any case. So what tends to happen is we spend thirty or forty seconds manoeuvring the football into the correct diagonal launchpad spot, then concede possession once the ball gets bazookered forward. It makes the "How long did you have the ball" numbers look alright, but it doesn't do your chances of winning football matches any favours.

From there teams have worked out that if you come out with a bit of pace, you have a good shot of playing through our midfield and getting at the back five. Back there, even our best defenders are beginning to look shaky as the threats come at them from all angles.

The good thing is that our "underestimated" period saw us rack up a good few points, so I should think that any AFC Wimbledon fan would have bitten your arm off at the shoulder joint to be where we are today. Ask last seasons League Two Champions or the team that finished second (Port Vale and Doncaster are bottom and second bottom respectively) if you don't believe me. To be where we are has been an incredible effort by the players and management group, they deserve huge credit.

Given we've picked up two points out of the last seven matches though, obviously we need to arrest the slide sharpish. I'm fairly convinced that teams are going to continue to let us smash it forward from 50 yards away, this is what I'd like to see us doing a little bit more of going forward.

1. Encourage the centre halves to bring it forward occasionally. They are ALL easily good enough footballers to do it, if they did it would open the game up a bit and ask a question of the opposing team. Yes it carries an element of risk with it, but there is significant potential reward too.

2. Encourage the central midfielders to drop in and take it on the half turn occasionally, commonly referred to as "playing through the thirds" or "playing through midfield". I've lost count of the number of times we have the opportunity to go forwards yet take the safe option and go back. Too often we aren't just passing the football, we're passing the responsibility too.

3. Occasionally play it earlier and rather than ALWAYS going on the diagonal, have the full backs bend it into the channel and work from there. It's a bit old fashioned this one, but the ball into a channel into a willing runner will outlive all of us as a legitimate football tactic.


I think if we do these three things, as well as obviously keeping the long diagonal occasionally, we will be much more difficult to play against. We'll keep the football in meaningful areas for much longer periods of time, we'll decrease the amount of defending that we have to do.

I'm convinced we'd get more points, and that's the crux of it really.

Wednesday, 3 December 2025

Aron Sasu-Cometh the hour.

Never before (nor hopefully since) has a player who has barely scored a goal nor even registered an assist generated so much debate.I must confess that to some extent I've always felt guilty that I was probably responsible in part, so convinced was I and am I that Aron Sasu is going to be very good. The opinions on the kid amongst our fans form just about the broadest spectrum of any player I've ever come across. There's been a few believers at one end, then some in the middle but lots and lots of doubters.Those doubters have formed a sub-section all of their own, from those who say "he needs a loan" to those who say he'll never make a footballer while he's got a hole in his arse. Listen to some and Sasu wouldn't get minutes in their Sunday League team.

For my part, there have been plenty of occasions when I've watched him and had to remind myself that I really HAD seen a player in there at some point. I really had seen that little dip of the shoulder and an explosion from a standing start. I really had seen that awareness and head movement which always reveal quality in a footballer. I'd really seen that step, that glide of a good player in possession. I had to remind myself because there has been occasions where his performances have lacked all of those things, times when at best he has been ineffective at best and insipid at worst.

But I know what I've seen when I've seen it, so I've had to wait. Much like Johnnie Jackson (who incidentally deserves huge credit for sticking with the kid), I've copped my fair share of ridicule and derision for my belief in Sasu, but you can't unsee something so significant, can't forget something so potentially exciting.

And what is it that the kid has? Well pace obviously, in it's most blistering and brutal form, as well as the ability to go both sides, hit it off feet. His heading has improved a lot but still has some way to go, ditto his awareness and ability to get his body in the right position to protect the ball better. I've always felt though that with young footballers you're far better off talking about what they CAN do rather than what they can't. If as is the case with this boy the "can'ts" are readily teachable while the "cans" are things shared with only a tiny percentage of footballers and stuff that you really either have or you don't, then you have something really worth working on. That's what Aron Sasu is, a footballer who is REALLY worth working on.

And at last he showed it, by scoring four goals in one match. Pay no mind to those neighsayers who tell you the goalie wasn't very good and Cardiff didn't have their first team out, for any striker in any game of professional football to score four times without penalties is an extraordinary achievement. Haaland likely wouldn't score four times against non league Cup opposition, to do it at ANY level is incredible.

Does that settle the debate as to whether he'll make it with us? Of course it doesn't. I personally think it settles the "Has he got huge potential?" discussion, but much like the "Is his best position as a striker?" argument, my stance will surprise nobody.

Hopefully from here, what last night has done has settled the debate in the PLAYERS head, that's often the most important bit. Hopefully from here Aron Sasu goes on to achieve something like his full potential. Even partially fulfilling that would see us in my opinion have a striker who is far too good for League One.

Saturday, 1 November 2025

My match report: AFC Wimbledon v Gateshead.

I've had a combination of writers block & not wanting to jinx it by posting recently. So well have we been playing and so excellent has been the job Johnnie has been doing, after missing a couple of games due to family stuff I didn't want to upset the applecart by posting stuff. So I've kept my own council for a few weeks, but today I've got to speak up.

What I saw really surprised me, disappointed me even more. No I'm not talking about what went down on the pitch (we never got going, it happens sometimes in football) I'm on about the reaction of a section of fans to the defeat. To hear the same players who have been getting such fantastic results getting booed because they had an off day really shocked me. This is the same bunch of lads, the same manager that were a conceded late equaliser away from being top of League One a couple of weeks back. From pre-season relegation favourites and being written off by everyone (including me) to being in a playoff slot is some effort. In my world it gives you plenty of credit in the bank, easily enough so that when a dodgy performance DOES eventually arrive, you DON'T get booed off.

Anyway, maybe it just me. As for the game itself, like I say we never really got going. On the plus side Aaron Sasu was excellent & deservedly won man of the match in the stadium. Once he gets confident enough to properly go for it each time he gets the ball, I mean go both ways, have shots etc, he'll be some weapon. It was handy to get a game into Joe Lewis's legs, other than that it didn't have much going for it. Aside from perhaps Craig Cope noticing their 20 in midfield who I thought was excellent, the 7 up top & the baldy midfielder not far behind him, it was a day to forget.

The booing though? We're better than that. Johnnie and the players have every right to feel a bit aggreived by that in my opinion.



Monday, 15 September 2025

Mental health eh? Flippin eck.

After the tragic passing of Ricky Hatton, I had a quick look through some social media responses. As has become the norm these days, the threads were full from no doubt well meaning people of "Men, Just tell someone!" messages. One bloke even put it in shouty capital letters and added FFS! at the end, I guess he felt that emphasized his point about just how serious he was.

There's no question at all that these responses represent a huge step forward from the "Oh Man up FFS!" advice that people used to dish out, but in all honesty they aren't massively more useful. In this case for example Ricky HAD told someone. His mental health issues were well documented and hardly a secret from anybody. No doubt people will dish out the same "Tell someone!" advice when the slow-motion tragedy of Paul Gascoigne's life comes to its inevitable conclusion. Unfortunately KNOWING about an illness and talking about it isn't a guarantee in itself of any recovery. I'm not saying talking isn't a good idea (it is) but there's no silver bullets in this scenario.

And if you are the sufferer DOES decide to talk, who do you tell? The next door neighbour while he's washing his car? Your mates down the pub? And what do you tell them? "I'm feeling a bit depressed/lower than a Dacshunds ball bag"? "I think I'm gonna kill myself"? Sheesh as humans we can't even tell the waiter that the food is shite never mind tell one of our mates about the inner workings of our heads. No, there's not a lot of chance of many men unburdening themselves in real life. Even if you did, good luck telling "Dave from the darts team" when he enquires about your slightly melted face that you stuck your head in the gas oven last night only to discover it is electric.

No, "Tell someone", while obviously being well meaning as far as pat on the head advice goes, ain't gonna solve it every time.

Personally I think what MIGHT actually help is a government funded advertising campaign, written by people who actually know what they are talking about. People with proper experience could list some mental health basics, stuff to watch out for. That way, at least sufferers would have SOME chance of keeping their problems in perspective.

I'm talking bullet points, stuff like:

1. If you feel terrible today, you WON'T feel great tomorrow. If though you take the right steps, by tomorrow you might feel one or two percent better. Recovery takes a bit of time.

2. Don't waste time thinking "I just can't work out what I'm depressed about". Almost always it isn't a tangible thing. You could be a billionaire and married to Miss World, you can still have mental health issues (the illness doesn't respect things like that).

3. You can't cure it forever. If you get the flu then get better you can easily catch the flu next year. Mental health is the same.

4. It isn't your fault if you caught the flu. It isn't your fault if you are a bit depressed either.

5. Most people have triggers. Once you know what they are, do your best to avoid them. For me it's Zoom meetings and people that talk bollocks, you'll have your own.

6. It DOES clear in the end. Just like when you set the smoke alarms off when cooking a bacon sarnie & the Jehovas Witnesses come to the door, it WILL clear once you let the air in. It takes a bit longer though than in this example.

7. Some things are quite good at speeding up that "Let's get better" process. For me it's walking the dog and avoiding my triggers. Once again I'm afraid you have to find your own, but they ARE there.

THE most important one of all though is the fact that it's not your fault. One last thing, regardless of what Dave from the darts team tells you, if you "Man the fuck up" it isn't really going to make any difference.

Monday, 8 September 2025

Time to be boring....

I suppose it was always going to happen that we were going to run into choppy waters at different points this season, it appears that we are just entering some now. We're nowhere near in the gale force winds and six metre high waves territory just yet, but for sure you'd have no problem getting a kite up in the breeze. We've had a couple of iffy results, we've ran into a couple of players that are way beyond anything we've seen for a season of two at league level and it'd be easy to feel a bit sorry for ourselves.

Fortunately for us, this management team and this group of players look like they don't have the "let's sit in a corner and blub our eyes out" fallback in their DNA. Yes the result on Saturday hurt, the sendings off even more so, but it's important we don't dwell on the somewhat gloomy past. Our future is potentially brighter but more importantly careering towards us at a searing rate of knots.

By now, Johnny, Skivvers & DR will have analyzed the shite out our last couple of matches. Tom the stats guy will have rinsed OPTA for every bit of information they had, there won't have been a stone left unturned as they search for a solution. I hope they've broadly come to the same conclusion as me (because obviously I think I'm right), namely that we have become a little bit too easy to play against, make chances against, score against.

Now that's by no means solely the fault of the defence (or the defenders anyway). It's a collective thing, and as so often happens in football we are to a large extent victims of our own success. There's not a doubt in my mind that in these first seven games we have played the best football in any period of Johnny Jackson's time as manager. Some of it has been brilliant, I've applauded it and cheered it from the rooftops. We've kept the ball, we've opened teams up, created chances, got men into the box. It's been superb stuff, but inevitably there's been a slight drop off in our scrooge like defending as a result.

To my naked eye (I don't use heat maps) it appears that Miles Hippolite is significantly more advanced than any of our three midfielders have been in previous seasons. Ali Smith is pushing on too, sometimes even the captain. Not only that but they appear (to me) to be much more vertical in formation than the very horizontal set up we've become accustomed to. Neither of our fullbacks seem particularly comfortable coming into midfield, so the end result is that if the oppositions do, we are instantly outnumbered in the centre of the pitch. 

The net result of all that waffle is that teams ,(better teams) are able to pass through us much more easily. Once in and around the edge of our box we look vulnerable to the little slid in through balls, one twos, all that malarkey. Our centre halves are better at defending against direct teams who launch it than they are tricky ones who get in and around our soft underbelly, they aren't the first.

So I'm here to tell you that despite banging the drum for "better football" for three seasons and despite applauding it loudly now, I feel it's likely the time to revert back to type a bit. I guess Omar will come in for Marcus Browne which would suit my thinking that a direct, less possession based smash & grab attack is where we ought to go. Crucially under those circumstances, we wouldn't be "going over the top" with the whole midfield either. We've got to (IMHO) get both Miles Hippolite and Jake Reeves to be much more defensive. In the latter's case, he simply must he attached to the back five with an almost umbilical restraint. And we have to get some width into the midfield, both by being less vertical and ensuring out full backs push on at the optimum moment. They oughtn't to just push on when attacking, they ought to do it at times when defending too.

In short, it's time to become a bit boring. After the week we've just had, a clean sheet would be handy, even a 0-0 draw or two not to be sniffed at. Our whole league one survival push depends upon us staying in games, keeping them close. Not easy to do that when you concede the number of opportunities and goals that we are just now. We CAN shore it up, we've done it before. Time to get below deck and do the grunt work, the boring stuff. The pretty, pleasing on the eye work can wait until a later date. COYD

Wednesday, 3 September 2025

Fans, to be or not to be?


I don't know about you, but as an AFC Wimbledon supporter I'm absolutely loving the season so far. I think if there's one thing that EVERYONE can agree on, it's that L1 is miles better than L2. Yes it's more challenging but the away grounds are better, the opposition have better players who are worth watching and when teams play at Plough Lane they bring loads of fans and make a great atmosphere. It's brilliant, we should do everything we can to stay in this division.

Another aspect of it that I really enjoy is that I personally have an impact on how many points we get, how well we play. Obviously not ON the pitch (God forbid), but I am absolutely convinced that by getting behind the team 100% I and the faithful have an impact upon how well the lads play. How much impact? Gawd knows, but I reckon the crowd at Anfield (the ground where such things are most prevalent in my view), has at least a 15% impact on Liverpool players, probably as high as 10% away. The crowd there ALWAYS stay with the team, always push them on, never give up on the eleven lads wearing the red shirt. I'm not pretending our following gets to that level, but I've never in my football obsessed life seen anybody who doesn't play better when encouraged from the sidelines, doesn't play worse when lambasted. That's as true for little kids all chasing the ball in a seven a side game as it is for professional footballers, people like to be loved. So while my input and influence is minimal, I'm convinced it's there.

Take last night's game for example. I went along along with 1300 others, and I'm not gonna lie we got absolutely taken apart by a very good Stevenage second eleven. It was 5-1 but in truth it could have been many more, it was men against boys. The thing is though, their second eleven would be a very decent League One outfit, our second eleven contained LITERALLY boys. I think we had four kids making their debuts last night, and in the case of young Harry Hedges in particular I'm talking a PROPER kid. He won't even be shaving yet never mind up to playing against men at football, and though he obviously has bags of talent (I really liked him) he's a country mile away from being the player he WILL be in three or four years time. I and many others stayed to give the lads a standing ovation off the pitch, the manager too. Not because obviously we were happy with getting whupped 5-1, but because under difficult circumstances the players gave everything. As it turns out, the everything was miles away from making it a proper contest, but that's not their fault. 

Now I noticed online some supporters calling the result a disgrace, how we should be embarrassed and the like. I couldn't disagree more. In order to compete last night we had two options. One, we could have played Jake Reeves, Ali Smith, Marcus Browne, Matty Stevens etc etc. Or, we could have spread the money we had in the Summer so as to try and get a stronger squad of 22 players as opposed to concentrating our resources into having the best first team possible. It appears to me that we DID concentrate our resources into getting the best starting eleven possible, and in so doing we compromised a little on the "back up" front. I for one totally agree with that decision, it seems to me to be the only chance we've got.

So we get hammered, in a competition that is a bit of a farce anyway, BUT some lads who needed minutes got them and some kids who needed a start got them. All fine and dandy by me.

Someone else online said "But that's three in a row we've lost now", and it is. I'd say to anybody who looks at things that way though, you'd better get used to it and quick. And to echo that famous Mick McCarthy "It can't go on like this" meme (In a broad South Yorkshire accent) "It CAN" it might well be four consecutive defeats after Saturday. Put it this way, Bolton with their budget and wage bill will be absolutely gutted if they don't win the game against us. By all measureable metrics, they absolutely SHOULD beat us. We oughtn't really to have any chance, the fact that we have is a tribute to the manager and the players. Not only that, but we are going to lose lots of other matches too. When the injuries come, points are going to be VERY hard to come by.

But we knew all of that before we started didn't we? I've heard people say we might make the playoffs, cloud-cuckoo land. I personally think that if we finish above the bottom third (16th or higher) it's an astonishing achievement. We are ALREADY in a relegation battle in my opinion, but I'm not being defeatest in saying it, I'm just preparing myself to get behind the team more than ever.

Because given where we are, let me tell you that given our opening six fixtures, nine points from eighteen is an absolute gift from God. It's quite possible that will be our best six game return of the whole season, such is the steepness of our task. So DO cheer for the lads, yes even when they get beat. DO back them even when they're getting battered, doing it makes a fraction of a difference. That fraction might keep us up.

One last thing, for us this season there are no such thing as "consoltation" goals. If we're 3-0 down and we get a last minute goal, it isn't a "consolation goal" it's a goal. We would by no means be the first team who stayed up on goal difference, and if we do it we won't be the last.

That's my thinking this season and always has been. We battle for every inch, every angle, every blade of grass. We give it absolutely everything, leave no percentage gain on the shelf. And as long as the manager and players do the same, I'll stand and applaud them off every game. They did last night, even though we got stuffed 5-1 at home.

It happens, it's football. I'm going to make sure though that I give 100% as a fan, how could I not if I demand if off the players and manager?